I get so many emails each day with lot of business proposals for forums and blogs but this one was just too funny 
. The story begins with some Guy Mainak from Kolkata contacts me through my Google+ Profile for a business proposal and wants to share it with me. Normally I am open to meeting people but as it is April time I become lot more busy with my taxation and other non-technical stuff and so could not meet him. I thought the best option could be to meet him at my home on a weekend but that did not work as well.
Suddenly after I ask him about his blog or about page where I can read more about him, he says
have you understood my proposal
And that shook me off. 9 minutes ago he said this
i will send my propsal on Monday.After that we can proceed
Proposal that he will send few days later and he is still expecting that I know it already. But things like those can happen in a chat and so we still end the conversation with a note that he would send me the proposal on Monday.
5 days later i.e. on Wednesday he pings me and this is the conversation. You may fall off your chair reading it.
He starts with
here i go with my proposal
And the next line
do you have wordpress blogs?
He probably forgot yet again that he had a glanced over my blog’s about page, which is a WordPress blog. Again these things can happen because 5 days have passed. The next statement made me go mad at him.
how many wp blogs can you add to my system?
I know nothing about the system. What it is, where it is and how it works and so I said NO. But then he assumed that I know how to read his mind.
He said people are ready to add blogs to his system without meeting him and we know what type of blogs he is talking about. Though I could not understand his idea but I can sense it was something inline with some blog network to make money from it.
Moral of the Story
If you have a business proposal for anybody make sure you have a proposal that conveys what you have in mind before asking someone to be part of it or else it could be on left for others to laugh at
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*Lol….!!* cant comment beyond tht..
Oh! I usually find these kind of fights in India Community of orkut. Now its started in blogs as well, huh
Shabbir, anyways, the conversation was really interesting
Ohh yes who can forget those days of orkut.
Really…. This post refreshed my mood. And Comments…just horrible.
Nothing to say.. but for krish and mainak.. GROW UP 
Thanx for sharing this incident shabbir
The pleasure is all mine Sanjeev and yes we need such posts to lighten the mood. Good advice to Krish and Mainak.
Lol.
Pankaj,put some cold water on your head.I think the heat is too scorching and more scorching is my comments which have made you lose tempers.Although its not your fault.Often people who cant blog properly or tackle serious bloggers lose tempers. If I have time I would have continuously blogged for stupid bloggers like you but unfortunately i dont have time to waste for funny bloggers.See you soon with my blog url which will teach you the real definition of blogging also.I suppose you lack on this.
Hey serious blogger! I’m here in a Air Conditioned room! So no need of cold water!
You are commenting like a mad! Few minutes ago you said you are writing an article to help stupid bloggers and now you are saying that you don’t have time to blog!! If you are a real blogger, show us a single article written by you! Many times I asked you to show it, but instead of showing your blog you are shouting that “You are a serious blogger”.
I think you need to learn about blogging, not us! LOL!
Pankaj, I suppose your AC has also become hot due to my smart and cunning comments.And that’s why its not also working perfectly.Anyway there is a saying “Dont run after a barking dog,better one should stay away from them”. Better you call technician for your AC servicing and you yourself go to a doctor for an immediate checkup. First you need a good treatment from a doctor.(Choose the doctor in such a way so that his intelligence level is at least more than yours lol…) then Step Two. Buy some good medicines which will help you to get well.Step Three: Learn how to spell “BLOGGING” Step Four: Learn What is blogging? Is it really a cup of tea for a bloggers like you? Step Five: When you realize that you are not fit enough to do anything, go to bed and have a dream where I am giving lectures on Blogging and you and your stupid team are listening to my wise lectures on Blogging. Step Six: In your dream you are asking me to re-explain the topic as bloggers like you dont pick up smart things smartly and quickly as usual. Step Seven: You have left blogging as you have realized finally its a hard nut.
Go and visit some psychiatrist Mr. Krishnendu Majumder, it will help you to bring you down to earth from your imagination world that you are a smart, successful, brilliant blogger who calls himself a “barking dog”!!
Now ladies and gentlemen, have a look at our great genius smart blogger’s profile – https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002730223923 Who appeals that other persons who are commenting here have bull looks! This will prove that he has a good profile rather than our bull looks profiles!!
Ha Ha Ha! Stupid bloggers always leave their stupid footprints specially when they lose their tempers. For your kind information https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002730223923 is not my profile.Keep on searching my profile.Decades will end and world will perish but i can vouch you cant spot my profile.Since my surname is not Majumder.Ranchi’s mental asylum is waiting for you.Go and join them immediately.Wish you good luck there and pls return with a mental fitness certificate.Pls try blogging in with other users as you and your entire team will fall short to defeat me in comments.And of course also learn how to search for correct profiles instead of hitting around the bush.
You are calling everyone stupid and mental and that shows your character.
I suppose you are not my judge to show my character.I am sure next time when you blog you will think 100,000 times before you make fun of others as every time you will find me to protest against funny and stupid blogging specially when some honest fellow comes to you with a business proposal and you make fun of him just due to your lack of knowledge to interpret him correctly and waste his valuable time. I just dont understand why your team bloggers supported you without realizing the fact they are insulting the existence of a serious guy who came up with a serious proposal to do business with you.It was a protest from my end regarding this issue. If one protests against some wrong things he may not be a relative or friends of the guy but simply a person who wants to be just with him.If you would have been in Mainak’s place I would have supported you as well if at all you were just.
I will make fun of things I find funny and great to see that I have one more loyal reader to my blog who would read all my blogs.
then again you will find me to make fun of your funny blogs as I have made fun of this post.:)
If you think you are making fun here you are the biggest fool on this planet because this is my blog and I can ban and remove your comments any time at my will and you will not be able to do anything. If I think you are making fool of me I can just delete those comments at my will but I have not done that because you were not making fool of me but actually making fool of yourself by posting those comments.
Apart from that you also told that it was becoming heated arguments but actually you failed to realized that you were being fooled by my blog readers and Pankaj. If I really want to make it dirty I could reveal the complete name of Mainak (which I still haven’t done) and post with his name in title and that would make things actually ugly. His badly reputed post may turn up in Google search UN-necessarily.
This was your last comment on this blog and now you are banned.
Pooo Pooo Poooo!!
Well, then the next blog post in coming about you and your stupidity…………..
What you say Shabbir?
Yes why not and either you can post here as Guest Author or you can post that on your blog as well.
LIER!!
This profile is searched using your email address fool!!
Do you want me to post your email address here too….?
And he may say that this is not his email as well
Actually he doesn’t matter
Pankaj,we are the real hells to make one understand that where his exact position is and the exact position of a funny stupid blogger should be in hell not in heavens.I suppose you have this much of grey matter in your brain to understand this.If you dont understand tell me.I am writing a very useful tutorial on foolish and stupid bloggers.I will forward you the link.
Forward the link to me as well.
Sure I have almost finished writing on the topic. Once I post,I will forward you the link.Pls have patience to read such a tutorial.It will teach all funny bloggers how to write a value added blog and how to understand quickly others business proposal. lol…
I will be waiting for it and don’t miss to share your blog and social profile urls.
Well, Well, Well!
You are writing a tutorial on this!! Well, now I am thinking how a person can write a blog post when he doesn’t owns a blog!! Are you writing on papers using a pencil??
Pankaj,happy to receive one more funny and stupid comment from a blogger like you.It seems my comment and articles are having effects on stupid bloggers also.I really did n’t expect such a quick and overwhelming response from stupid bloggers of this network.It means that if you wish to eat sweets you have to own a sweet shop? lol..I have got one plain advice for you.First you learn what is meant by “blogging”. Google it you will get plenty of websites explaining the same.Then you learn how not to write stupid articles.Of course my tutorial will help you to some extent.:)
You call it response!! Bullshit!
We are having fun by reading and commenting your comments!! You call it success!?! Also, we haven’t seen any articles from you, just read these funny comments here!! If you are really a serious blogger then why you don’t share your blog’s URL? Let us read some real articles written by you?
Also, there is a phrase “kala akshar bhains barabar” – aap ko kya samajh ayega coding ki baatein!! So its usual that you find my blogs stupid!!
I think Pankaj and others belong to the same funny group to which Shabbir belongs to. It appears that the age of the serious bloggers has come to an end.Until and unless you blog on stupid articles and make stupid comments people wont listen to you at least in imtips.co:)
Really. Thanks for letting us know. I just realized Krish and Mainak are very serious bunch of people.
LOL! Who the hell are you Krish to tell us that we are not serious bloggers!
Do you or your supported Mainak own a blog? You guys only have ideas, but you don’t have the capability to implement it! LOL!!
I think Pankaj and others belong to the same friends group to which Shabbir belongs.I know Shabbir has made a lot of money by writing such funny stupid articles.It seems the age of serious bloggers has come to an end.Until and unless you make some stupid comments and write worthless stupid articles people wont listen to you at least in imtips.co:)
One thing which just struck me.Have you noticed one thing guys. Shabbir have conversed with Mainak for two days over chat and after that he realized that it is not Shabbir’s cup of tea to do business with Mainak.Only a fool takes too much of time to realize that he is not fit enough to accept serious business proposals.There is a saying “Dont play violin in front of a bull”. Now I understand how nicely this funny blog topic co-relates with this saying:)
LOL Krish!
I have a question for you!
Do you understand what “Mainak” wanted to describe in his proposal? If yes, then write it below!
I think he has “Short Time Memory Loss!!” After saying
he asks within 9 minutes whether Shabbir understood his proposal or not!! I guess 9 Minutes is not equal to 5 days!!
“Short term memory loss.”
So why don’t you show us that you are a real person by showing your social profile or a picture. Then we would know how bull looks.
I think this blog contains enough pictures of bull.If you really want to see how a bull looks show your social profile to others.They will give you the perfect feedback.:)
See the sidebar in the blog. I have all my profile links here for you to see and rate.
No No.. you did n’t get it again as usual. I have seen the sidebar.I asked you to show your profile to others and receive feedback so that you can understand how a bull looks.:)
Are they blocked to anybody?
Very Funny!
First of all I didn’t find any BUSINESS PROPOSAL in the conversation within Mainak and Shabbir. When I discussed with Shabbir about this thing (before publishing of this blog post) I realize that this is the same person who have given me another business proposal years ago. Well he seems to have lot of proposal to discuss with lot of peoples but he doesn’t have the patience to get them implemented.
And I must ask a question to “Krish” that, Do you have any idea how much money Shabbir earns by writing these STUPID articles??
Mainak rightly pointed out. Bloggers have really no grey matters in their brain.They waste time in blogging by making fun of others.Real bloggers dont waste time like this.They dont on blog on worthless topics.It appears that Shabbir and Narang are twin brothers who want to draw attention of other bloggers by supporting each others comments.It seems their business is not running smoothly and could not find topics except to make fun of others serious business proposals. I will recommend others if they dont have anything to do pls blog on imtips.co and select funny topics to blog.They will get special privilege to receive comments from lot of fools over here who dont understand the real meaning of blogging and have enough time to waste.:)
My business was not running properly and so I tried to contact other people with my business proposal shit.
It is expected that my blog readers would post comments in favor of me but your only comments are on this post is trying to defend Mainak and that speaks for itself. Why don’t you share your Facebook or Social profile so we know you are a real person and not just a name to post comments on this article.
I am not trying to defend Mainak. I m trying to point out that you have n’t understood the proposal that Mainak came up with.One should have knowledge to understand. If you failed to understand Mainak you could have requested Mainak to explain it clearly not making fun of him by writing blogs.
In my school days some students failed to understand maths.They did n’t blame the teacher neither make fun of it.Weak students ask the teacher to re-explain the topic if they fail to understand.
There is a saying in Hindi- “Akkelwala admi ke liye isara kafi hai”
“Akkelwala admi ke liye isara kafi hai” Admi ka asli naam and profile toh dikhao.
BTW great to see that you understood his proposal and so would love to see which of your blog is part of his network. Show use your blog and leave your blog url so we can know more about you and your blog. Why you are feeling shy to share it.
It gr8 to have a feeling that my articles and comments on this blog really had a massive impact over the bloggers.This means I have rightly pointed out everything.And bloggers like you could n’t digest it.Thats why I always say to my friends “First learn how to tackle serious bloggers and then open up a blog for doing business.” But unfortunately people suffer and then learn. I really pity for such bloggers who dont know how to blog and open up business.
I think Mainak has done the right thing.Instead of blogging over here he mailed Shabbir.As he understood Shabbir is more expert and accustomed in doing others task with perfection. So the job is Shabbir’s not Mainak’s.Mainak has shown enough courage in emailing to Shabbir about the issue.I also would have done the same thing if I would have been in Mainak’s place.:)
What a perfection and what a courage.
It takes more courage to be blogging than emailing.
The only two guys with the same level of IQ are Krish and Mainak. Shabbir, are they both kumbh ke mele mai bichde hue judwa bhai ?
Here I would like to quote a saying by a great person – “Never argue with a fool – they will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.”
IP location of Krish is pretty close to where Mainak lives. So may be not bichchde hue judwa bhai but miley hue judwa bhai is probable.
Thank you indeed for making fun of my serious business proposal.I contacted you with this hope that we can make business together. May be my approach for the proposal was made in a hurry which appeared funny to you. Next time when I make business proposal to anyone I will surely confirm with him if he is a blogger or not.As a blogger can post articles on any topic- it may be a toothpaste/toothbrush in your bathroom. I really was n’t in a mood to crack jokes and make fun with my business proposal.
The Moral of the story is : if you have a business proposal for anybody make sure the person to whom you are offering proposal is a not a blogger as the blogger’s task is to make fun of everything which he does n’t understand or fails to interpret with a brain without a grey matter.
Nice Moral of the story but instead of emailing, have the courage to reply here and add the comment yourself.
This means your business is all shut down before starting because you are creating a blog network and needs to deal with bloggers all the time.
Very well noted.
Hey Mainak! Are you the one pinged me 3 years back regarding some export business? Obviously, there will be a lot of mainaks, but the style of your chatting was similar.
Possibly yes because he has pinged log of people over time with business proposals. Many who have read this gave me such feedback that they also had a person with same name for business proposal. I may be wrong as well.
Some people have got enough time to waste just to blog on a stupid topic.I just dont find anything funny over here.I think Shabbir failed to understand the notion of the guy.It happens, when one fails to understand the other person he feels funny about it.I think Shabbir cant even gauge the guy’s idea.But one thing I have understood its not Shabbir’s cup of tea to do business. Shabbir has enough time to waste on blogging stupid articles.
Good luck guys you also have enough time to listen to Shabbir’s blogging on a worthless topic.
Great to see such views and you can even read minds like Mainak. Probably because your name is same as the first super hero of India. Bring it ON …
Not surprised. Not surprised at all!
In fact, I am happy that this fell off during chat and you didn’t have to waste your time commuting and meeting. Actually, its very simple.
People want you to do the hard work and “partnership” is just a way to say that I have an idea, you do all the work and WE SHARE profits. It doesn’t take much time to discover that the idea in this case was to create a blog network.
Come on. Idea on Blog Network? How much time does it take to start your own blog network. You can setup 10 Blogs on WordPress multisite in 60 mins and there you have it.
I don’t think its funny. Its sad.
Saved my lot of time and many times ideas are just
copiedinspired by others and yes that is the sad part it.Vaibhav, I visited your blog and I saw Facebook comments are too thin to comment. Facebook has recently changed the Scripts and that could be the possible reason for such a thin comment box.
You need such jokes from time to time to lighten up the things.
Yes very true.
Unbelievable! Had a very good laugh as well.
Each time I see a new comment I just keep laughing and enjoying.
The person in question is Mainak who is not responding anything to it and there is one more customer of his who is so dedicated that he is fighting with everyone who is posting comments here. You may be the next one Colin.
The million dollar question is how did he find this article.
mere saath bhi aisa hua thaa …. there are such charaters, we just need to ignore them.
Yes I try to ignore them but then this was just too funny to be ignored